Lola

10/15/2026

Beautiful sunrise. Anyway, where are the cats? 🌅🐈😂
I didn’t get up this early just to admire the sky. 🐾

10/14/2026

She said she wanted a younger man who could keep up. Turns out she meant with her stroller. 😂🐾

Tiny dog. Big dating standards.

10/11/2026

Some days you’re the fire hydrant. Some days you’re the dog. Lola prefers being the dog. 😂🐾

10/09/2026

The car gets washed, rinsed AND dried in 2 minutes. 🚗🫧
My bath and blowout? 90 minutes. 🛁🐾

I’m only 9 pounds… I’d like to speak to management. 😂

10/08/2026

Thought this was a love song. Turns out it’s about my relationship with naps. 😴😂🐾

Tiny dog. Big dreams. 💤

10/07/2026

10/06/2026

When your mom owns OCD Estate Sales and you’re her only employee. 😂🐾 Paid in treats. Already requesting a raise. 🦴

10/05/2026

Too hot to be this fluffy. 🥵 Cooling off one lick at a time… and saving some in her mustache. 🍦😂🐾

10/04/2026

It’s the heat. She expanded. 🔥😂

Lola: 9 lbs.
Her shadow: 97 lbs. 🐺😂

10/03/2026

Sniff request denied. 😂🐾 Her loss. This fluff is premium. 💅✨