09/11/2026
Ben, Temporary Bird Custodian
We’ve got some new feathered recruits at N&W Livestock! 🦜🦜
Until their enclosure is built, Ben has been appointed Temporary Bird Custodian. So far the job has involved:
✅ Having his freshly shampooed mullet used as nesting material
✅ Getting his ears nibbled
✅ Taking a direct hit 💩
Ben’s mood: 0%. The birds’ mood: 100%.
The team reckons he’s been blessed. Ben is not convinced. 😂
Enclosure coming soon… Ben’s shoulder in the meantime.
Is Ben the chosen one or nah?