10/24/2026
⚡🪄 OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT & WIZARDRY! 🪄⚡
🏰 THE WITCHES & WIZARDS HAVE BEEN SERVED THEIR EVICTION NOTICES! 🏰
After nearly 12 weeks of mischief, magical adventures, questionable spellcasting, and terrorizing the halls of Hogwarts, our five little witches and wizards have officially been informed that THEIR TIME AT HOGWARTS IS UP! 😂
🎃 Just in time for Halloween, these magical little Maine C***s are ready to pack their tiny trunks, grab their broomsticks, and apparate into their forever homes!
✨ MEET OUR GRADUATING CLASS OF HOGWARTS! ✨
⚡ HARRY 💙 — The Boy Who Lived… and apparently believes he owns the entire castle.
🪄 RON 💛 — Our lovable little troublemaker! Probably responsible for half the chaos around Hogwarts, but somehow always manages to look innocent.
📚 HERMIONE 💚 — Beauty, brains, and just enough attitude to remind everyone that she's the smartest witch in the room. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA! 💁♀️
🌙 LUNA 💜 — Our dreamy little witch! A little mysterious, a little magical, and absolutely convinced the rules don't apply to her.
💗 DOLORES 🩷 — Don't let that sweet little face fool you. She's giving serious Dolores Umbridge energy. She doesn't need a wand to keep everyone in line! 😂
🎓 GRADUATION DAY: OCTOBER 30TH!
Born August 7th, our magical babies will officially be 12 weeks old on October 30th, making Halloween weekend the perfect time to begin their next adventure!
And before anyone asks about the mysterious grown man who crashed the photo shoot…
😂 MEET STEVEN.
Steven is their daddy, and apparently, he was NOT about to let his children have an entire glamorous photo shoot without him!
He saw the cameras, realized nobody had invited him, and decided that was completely unacceptable.
So yes, you'll notice a picture of their very handsome, slightly jealous father mixed in with the graduating class. 🤣🖤
He's not available for adoption. He's just here for the attention.
🏰 HOGWARTS IS OFFICIALLY ACCEPTING TRANSFER REQUESTS!
These five little witches and wizards are looking for their very own forever castles, complete with loving families, cozy places to nap, and humans willing to surrender all personal space.
🦉 No owl required! Just send us a private message if you're interested in welcoming one of these magical babies into your family.
🎃 This Halloween, forget the tricks and treats… bring home a little MAGIC! 🪄🐈⬛
⚡ Mischief Managed… well, almost. ⚡