13/10/2026
Frens, I am posting to raise awareness for a very serious condition I am afflicted with. Reverse resource guarding.
Having arrived in my household with a complete lack of work ethic, occasionally the effort involved in a high value chew is simply not worth the pay off of consuming said tasty item. The ripping, the holding, the furious mastication. Once I saw an adult bird vomit food directly into a babyās beak and I have been trying to eat from Mamaās mouth ever since.
This evening I find myself torn between the culinary delights of a post dinner emu neck or kangaroo tail, and the devastating news that Mother will not clear her schedule of preparing her own meal in order to assist me with my dessert offering. A travesty, but as a stoic lad who wears this burden well, I resign myself to gently crying at increasing intervals until she sees the error of her ways and relents.
Wish me luck, and thank you as always for your continued support ā¤ļø
