25/05/2026
Rusty would like everyone to know that spreadsheets are temporary, but pats are forever š§”
Every time his foster carer opens the laptop, Rusty springs into action:
ā Supervising
ā Yelling opinions nobody asked for
ā Climbing into laps mid-email
Heās basically a tiny middle manager with absolutely no boundaries and a lot to say šø
If youāve ever wanted a clingy coworker who works exclusively in exchange for snacks and attention, Rusty is currently accepting applications.
Read more about this chatty little stage-five clinger here: https://www.petrescue.com.au/listings/1181860