09/29/2026
📖🐶 The Dog Grooming Employee Handbook — According to the Dogs
Rule #1: Everyone must say “good boy/girl” at least 50 times per appointment. 🐾
Rule #2: “Hold still” is merely a suggestion. 😂
Rule #3: The dryer is suspicious and must be monitored closely. 👀
Rule #4: If I shake during the bath, that’s your problem. 🛁
Rule #5: Belly rubs are always encouraged. The more, the better. 🤎
Rule #6: When my groom is finished, I must be shown how handsome/pretty I am. ✨
Management reserves the right to ignore all rules involving nail trims. 😂✂️