07/05/2026
I'm thrilled to introduce you to my new BFF, 'Betty Batter'! She's the new kid on the block, and she's been a lifesaver since this spring, helping avoid a serious case of scoop-induced carpal tunnel. I had an Amish genius bring her to life, and although she can be a bit of a diva about getting the perfect batter-to-tray ratio, she's worth it for saving my mobility. So, if you've noticed the treats are a tad uneven, blame Betty! We do our best to quality control, but let's face it, dark batter in a dark tray is like finding a needle in a haystack, so some sneak by. And if the tub is looking a little light, don't worry, we add in some extras to make sure you're not shortchanged on deliciousness for your unicorn 🦄
