10/25/2026
🚨 GRAND MARNIER UPDATE: THE SKUNK INCIDENT OF 2026 🚨
Squirrels were getting boring. Grand Marnier (aka Marbles) decided it was time to diversify her wildlife portfolio.
Unfortunately, her latest investment was a skunk. 🦨
All trick, no treat. Grand got sprayed, her dreams were shattered, and now she’s standing there looking like she’d like to speak to the manager of the entire outdoors.
Ma’am. YOU CHOSE THIS. 😭😂
But don’t let one little chemical warfare incident fool you. Grand Marnier will be making a PUBLIC APPEARANCE! 🎉
📍 Wet Nose in Geneva — Bark Room
📅 Saturday, November 7
⏰ Grand will be there from 1–2 PM!
Come meet this wildlife enthusiast, tell her squirrels are a perfectly acceptable hobby, and maybe help her find a forever home where the only thing she has to chase is her own dreams. 😂
Come meet Grand and some of our other adoptable dogs, chat with the Chi-Town Pitties team about fostering or adopting, grab exclusive merch, and shop for your pets!
Grand Marnier is looking for her forever home. Come meet her before she decides to take up badger wrestling. 🦨💀
📣 Your new best friend might be waiting for you. We’ll see you there!