09/03/2026
Baby Cruella 2 years ago.
Growing up on a farm is SO different than having a farm as an adult. 😂🐔
When you grow up on a farm, you just think, “Yep, that’s farm life.” You don’t necessarily realize all the completely bizarre things that farmers deal with behind the scenes.
Like yesterday… I spent part of my day applying honey and Monistat to a chicken’s butt and repeatedly putting a pr*****ed vent back where it belongs. 😵💫
Yep. You read that right.
She was straining, her vent pr*****ed, and suddenly I found myself providing chicken butt medical care like it was the most normal thing in the world.
And honestly? This is one of the things you don’t see that makes farmers a different breed.
You learn to problem-solve. You get your hands dirty. You care for things that depend on you. You do the weird, gross, unexpected jobs because somebody has to.
And the best part?
She’s alive and well, her butt is back where it belongs, and she’s back to laying eggs. 😂🥚
Farm life isn’t always picturesque.
Sometimes it’s muddy boots and fresh eggs.
Sometimes it’s honey, Monistat and a chicken butt.
And apparently… I’m qualified for both. 🤣🐔