Theo’s Self Serve Dog Wash

03/04/2026

🐾 BIG NEWS FROM THEO’S 🐾

The wait is over.
We’re officially launching Theo’s Treats — our new line of premium dog treats made for the very best pups.

Introducing our first product:
🥩 Freeze-Dried Beef Lung Wafers
✔ Single Ingredient
✔ High Protein
✔ Naturally Low Fat
✔ 100% Natural
No fillers.
No junk.

Just delicious treats your dog will go crazy for.

These treats are Theo approved and packaged fresh right here for our customers.

🐶 Perfect after bath rewards
🐶 Great training treats
🐶 Healthy snack for good dogs
📍 Available now at Theosdogwash.com

Because every good dog deserves something special.

02/11/2026

09/29/2025

🐾 Welcome to Theo’s Self Serve Dog Wash! 🐾

We’re so excited to finally share our journey with you!

Theo’s Self Serve Dog Wash is coming soon to Vancouver, WA 🎉 — a place designed to make dog bathing easy, affordable, and stress-free. No more wrestling with muddy paws in your bathroom or soaking your car after a hike. Instead, you’ll have access to:

✨ Professional wash bays with warm water, pro tubs, and high-velocity dryers.
✨ Shampoos, conditioner, and flea & tick shampoo included with every wash.
✨ On-site vending stocked with natural dog treats, toys, and grooming products.
✨ ADA-compliant facilities — safe and accessible for every pet owner.

Theo (our German Shepherd mascot, and the inspiration for this business 🐕💙) will be right at the heart of everything we do. Our mission is to create a clean, eco-friendly, and community-focused space where pups leave fresh and happy — and their humans leave smiling.

📅 We’re not open just yet — lease, funding, and build-out are underway — but we’ll be sharing updates, behind-the-scenes progress, and our official opening date right here.

👉 Follow us here on Facebook and on Instagram to stay in the loop. Trust us… you won’t want to miss our grand opening specials!

Thank you for being part of this journey. We can’t wait to meet you (and your pups) soon! 🐾💦