06/09/2026
WHO THE FLOCK IS THIS? đ
We have a lot of sheep around here, and if youâve followed us for any length of time, you probably know that no two of them are remotely alike.
So we thought it was time for a new series. đ¤
Every so often, weâre going to introduce you to one member of the flock. Not just their name or how they came to us, but the important stuff. Their quirks. Their questionable behavior. Their likes and dislikes. Their criminal history, when applicable.
Basically, who the flock they actually are.
And to kick this offâŚ
Meet Fernie.
Fernie came to us in 2022 at just 30 days old. She was an orphaned bottle baby, and her breeder wanted to make sure this tiny girl had a safe, lifelong home.
Fernie is a dwarf Wensleydale, about half the size of a normal Wensleydale. Basically, she looks like someone put a perfectly good Wensleydale through the dryer.
Please do not confuse small with meek.
Fernie came with an attitude, and no one pushes Fernie around. She loves cookies, snacks, attention, and being told how beautiful she is. Which, to be fair, she is. Her fleece is absolutely glorious and Fernie is well aware of it.
She also believes snack time should be conducted with a certain level of decorum.
Cut in front of Fernie for a cookie, shove her out of the way, or otherwise behave rudely, and Fernie will back up, lower her head, and launch your arse.
She has been known to slam an offending sheep directly into their shepherd, causing said shepherd to eat dirt. đĽ´
Fernie regrets nothing.
She may be a half-pintâŚbut nobody told Fernie. What she lacks in stature, she has more than compensated for with an absolutely unreasonable amount of confidence.
Tiny sheep. Glorious fleece. Firm opinions. Zero tolerance for cookie related BS.
Thatâs Fernie. Now you know who the flock she is. đđ