06/02/2026
☠️ VM CLINIC’S WEEKLY OBITUARY FOR FREE TIME ☠️
We regret to announce the passing of our available appointments.
They departed peacefully sometime around three weeks ago and are survived by cattle, farm calls, lumps, bumps, stray spays, bloodwork, pregnancy checks, reproductive exams, and several animals making questionable life choices.
Tuesday:
A stampede of cattle, lumps, bumps, and stray spays will arrive simultaneously, each convinced they are the main character.
⚰️ ZERO OPENINGS.
Wednesday:
Morning cattle. Then Doc disappears faster than a paycheck at a tack store to take care of appointments for her kiddo.
⚰️ All the way unavailable.
Thursday:
Farm call. Bloodwork. Pregnancy check. Another farm call.
Basically, if the truck isn’t moving, someone probably forgot to feed it diesel.
⚰️ ZERO OPENINGS.
Friday:
Cattle. Semen checks.
And a donkey whose reproductive system appears to have been designed by a committee and approved by absolutely nobody.
⚰️ ZERO OPENINGS.
At this point, our schedule resembles a dumpster fire floating down a flooded creek while someone yells, “Hey, can y’all squeeze me in today?”
The answer is no.
The answer was also no yesterday.
The answer may continue to be no until science invents a second veterinarian.
Thank you for your patience, your snacks, and your understanding while we continue practicing veterinary medicine on the edge of organized chaos. We want to help!!!! Pinky promise! No take-backsies!!! We are just gratefully full
