06/17/2026
POV: You walk into the kitten room for a quick visit and Pennzoil immediately decides you are now part of his enrichment program. He climbs up your shoulder like it’s a summit, settles in, and then quietly reroutes himself down your back like a very determined little backpack. You attempt to shift, but you’ve officially entered “can't move or he'll fall” mode.
You accept your fate. You are now furniture.
A coworker eventually finds you at closing time and gently retrieves you from kitten captivity. Pennzoil vows to retake the summit one day.