10/12/2026
🗣️ May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please: will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Thing got messy this weekend: and I’m HOPING it’s someone that isn’t in here.
Two great local businesses that we’ve had long time friendships and solid working relationships with, experienced some high value thefts this weekend.
One during his own wedding
The other on her birthday.
I get people don’t know others personal lives; there’s NEVER A REASON for theft of animals, I can tell you there’s a reason for me to squawk about it. Should you know anything: let someone know.
Everyone has footage: it’s 2026, you’re on camera all the time. Come forward do the right thing, and it can all be handled privately.
Some tips on what to do when you want to steal
1. Don’t
2. Go to your car
3.Ask yourself “what am I teaching my kids/siblings/self”
4. Ask yourself “do I like having friends?”
4. Talk to the pet store pre steal: this way you can see they’re normal humans and not billionaire conglomerates
5. Find a similar animal in your price range.
I guarantee if you have to steal the animals, you’re not going to be able to care for them properly.
These are two people dear to me, some of the best people I know, nobody is deserving of being stolen from, however I feel particularly strongly about these two.
Fox Pet Supply and Buffalo Pet Supply
In other news: things to celebrate.
💍 Happy past wedding weekend Allie and David!
🎁 Happy birthday weekend Jillian!
Watch MorphMarket, Craigslist and the groups reptile friends. This is a community for a reason, and if you’re in the community, reevaluate bc this is suckster behavior.
Do better.
****ALL ANIMALS HAVE BEEN RETURNED!
