05/15/2026
CNY AREA-Syracuse, Camillus, Liverpool and All the surrounding AREAS
TIRED OF THE "BACKYARD MINEFIELD"? 💩⛳
You love your dog, but you definitely don’t love the "presents" they leave behind. Why spend your weekend dodging landmines when you could be relaxing? It’s time to call in the professional—the one and only Turd Burglar.
WE STEAL YOUR P**P (SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO).
The Turd Burglar provides elite, tactical pet waste removal for busy homeowners who have better things to do than scoop. We sneak in, clear the zone, and vanish—leaving nothing behind but a fresh, green lawn.
Why hire the Burglar?
• 100% Stealth Ops: We show up on schedule, scoop the goods, and haul it away. No mess left in your trash cans!
• Sanitized Equipment: We disinfect our tools between every yard to keep your pups safe from cross-contamination.
• Dog-Friendly Crew: We love your pets as much as you do (we just like their deposits a lot less).
Monthly, Bi-Weekly, Once a Month and One Time Services Available
(Pricing Varies on # of Dogs)
We Look Forward to Hearing from you
