05/16/2026
🚨 AGENTS OF C.H.A.O.S. — RED ALERT: PARVO 🚨
Listen up, Agents.
There is a CONFIRMED parvo alert in the Windham County, VT / Brattleboro area, which is uncomfortably close to the Monadnock region.
And because parvo spreads like a tiny plague goblin with a personal vendetta, we are treating this like a full tactical biohazard situation.
This virus spreads through:
☣️ Dogs
☣️ Humans
☣️ Shoes
☣️ Leashes
☣️ Crates
☣️ Floors
☣️ Tires
☣️ Shared spaces
☣️ Literally the environment itself
AND IT CAN LIVE THERE FOR MONTHS.
Sometimes YEARS.
So no, this is not the time for:
“he just has an upset tummy”
or
“my dog is friendly”
or
“one quick stop at the pet store won’t matter.”
Absolutely not, Susan. We ride at biosecurity.
🚨 HIGH RISK AGENTS:
• Puppies
• Under-vaccinated dogs
• Immunocompromised dogs
• Chaos goblins who lick everything they encounter
MISSION PROTOCOLS:
✔️ Verify vaccine status
✔️ Avoid unnecessary communal dog spaces
✔️ Skip shared bowls + high-traffic potty zones
✔️ Sanitize shoes, crates, bowls, leashes, gear, and surfaces
✔️ Monitor for:
— vomiting
— lethargy
— loss of appetite
— fever
— diarrhea (especially bloody diarrhea)
⚠️ If symptoms appear: CALL YOUR VET IMMEDIATELY.
Do not “wait and see.”
This is not the fun kind of chaos.
This is not about blaming facilities or panicking.
This is about protecting the pack, being smart, and not letting a microscopic gremlin body slam your dog’s immune system.
Stay alert.
Wash your paws.
(And by paws, we mean your shoes too, human.)
Protect the pack.
Contain the chaos.
~ Agent Indigo
Field Commander, Pack Protection Division