09/02/2026
Hi friends. I’m sorry we haven’t posted in a while, but Mom has been really busy and keeps forgetting to take pictures of me. This morning while she was feeding me breakfast she finally remembered. And she decided now is a good time for me to tell you about my shameful secret.
I love to eat, especially when she gives me Fancy Feast. She usually feeds me Smalls which is healthier. Smalls is really good, but fancy feast is my favorite. So this is my secret: Ever since I was a baby kitty, I’ve loved my food. I get so happy when she puts my plate down that I like to eat it as fast as I can. Then I puke it back up. So every day of my life, mom has to sit with me when I eat my wet food. I get wet food three times a day. Mom has to sit there and tell me to slow down and then periodically lift my plate so that I’m forced to take a break.
As you can imagine, mom sometimes gets distracted, and as soon as I realize she’s not paying attention, I eat as fast as I can. Then I puke up my food. Mom spreads my food out on my plate really thin so that it’s harder for me to eat fast. And she pays pretty good attention. But at least once a week I still manage to eat fast enough that I puked it up.
And of course, when I puke I make sure it’s on mom’s bed or on her shoes.