08/23/2026
Hello. It is I, Cobbler.
International celebrity. Neurological wonder. Peach enthusiast. And now, apparently, smartest bunny of the year.
I have been informed that Dolly’s is doing a Pampered Chef fundraiser for the entire month of August and 30% of sales go directly to helping my friends.
THIRTY PERCENT.
I do not understand percentages because I’m a rabbit, but I have been assured this is a very good one.
So I need you to buy kitchen things.
Do you need them? Not my department.
Could you use a new pan? Probably.
Would your life improve with some mysterious kitchen gadget you didn’t know existed until 5 minutes ago? Almost certainly.
Most importantly, every purchase helps pay for things like hay, food, and medical care for rescue bunnies. And boy oh boy, my new friends have come into Dolly’s in very bad shape.
I personally suggested that Pampered Chef begin selling a device that cuts bananas into perfect Cobbler-sized pieces, but apparently they’re “not taking product suggestions from rabbits at this time.”
Their loss.
Anyway, shop before August ends. Get something fun for your kitchen and help my friends at the same time.
30% for the buns.
100% Cobbler approved.
Now somebody bring me a peach.
Love,
King Cobbler
Pampered Chef Regional Salesbun
Grab your items here: https://www.pamperedchef.com/party/dolly2026