09/05/2026
Airplane is a…COTTONTAIL.
For anyone just joining this ridiculous story, we got a call today from St. Louis Lambert International Airport because there was a rabbit RUNNING AMONGST THE PLANES.
Yes. The planes.
Airport maintenance workers had been trying to catch the little menace and one finally succeeded. They called Dolly’s, we dropped everything, then headed to the airport to retrieve our newest aviation enthusiast, immediately named Airplane.
There was just one problem: nobody knew whether Airplane was domestic or wild.
We have now conducted our official investigation.
Airplane is, in fact, a cottontail.
They’re still a bit too young to simply release back outside, so Airplane will be heading to one of our licensed wildlife rehabbers to finish growing up before eventually returning to the wild.
Not a Dolly’s bun after all, but still a tiny life that needed somewhere safe to land.
Which, considering where Airplane was found, feels like an extremely appropriate choice of words.
Huge thank you again to the Lambert maintenance crew for catching this little guy instead of leaving him to navigate airport traffic alone, and to Erica, Dawn, and Deanne for taking over the store while we unexpectedly added “airport cottontail retrieval” to today’s schedule.
Never a normal day here.