05/26/2026
Meet 3D: short for “Dave the Third.” Yes, we know she is a girl. No, Matt was not accepting feedback at the time. 😂
Back in the early days of the Commune, a very pregnant little black cat wandered into our lives. We were brand new to Houston, had approximately zero resources, and suddenly found ourselves running an unauthorized feline maternity ward. 3D gave birth to the ONLY litter of kittens ever born here at Copper’s Cat Commune. One kitten was adopted into a normal life with normal people. The other four stayed because apparently chaos is hereditary.
Now, at at least 16 years old, 3D still looks about 5. Sleek black coat? Perfect. Bright eyes? Crystal clear. Athletic outdoor queen energy? Absolutely intact. The ONLY evidence of her true age is a single white whisker, like nature accidentally left one tiny spoiler alert on an otherwise flawless character design.
3D prefers life outdoors in the enclosure, where she can patrol her kingdom and judge everyone from a distance. Every now and then she blesses the indoors with a brief royal appearance before deciding the peasants have had enough of her company.
Honestly, she has aged so well that we suspect she may actually be a tiny immortal void sustained entirely by spite, fresh air, and refusing to participate in human nonsense. 🖤
