Major Sh*tz

01/21/2026

12/29/2025

📢 Reporting for Duty: Your Yard’s New Best Friend!
​Is your backyard starting to feel like a minefield? At Major S***z, we take the "mess" out of pet ownership so you can actually enjoy your outdoor space again.
​We are officially open for business and ready to serve our community with professional, reliable, and thorough pet waste removal and lawn care.
​Why choose Major S***z?
​Precision P**p Scooping: We don't miss a spot.
​Odor Elimination: Making your yard smell fresh again.
​Lawn Maintenance: Keeping your lawn looking clean and healthy.
​Reliable Service: We show up on time, every time.
​Don't spend your weekend scooping—leave it to the Major!
​📍 Serving Lake and McHenry county's
​📞 Call or Text us today: 847-907-1025
🌐 Visit us at: MajorS***z.com
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12/28/2025

12/27/2025

Professional Yard Maintenance & Hygiene Solutions
​At Major S***z, we take the stress and the mess out of yard ownership. We provide a comprehensive, two-in-one solution for homeowners who want a pristine outdoor space without the dirty work. Our team approaches every property with military-grade attention to detail, ensuring your lawn is not only beautifully manicured but also hygienic and safe for your family and pets.
​Our Core Services:
​Tactical Pet Waste Removal: Scheduled scooping services to eliminate odors and "landmines."
​Precision Lawn Care: Professional mowing, edging, and maintenance to keep your grass healthy and sharp.
​Sanitization: Treatments to keep your yard fresh and bacteria-free.
​We pride ourselves on being the most dependable "boots on the ground" in the industry. Locally owned and operated, Major S***z is committed to superior customer service and a yard you can be proud of.
​Command your curb appeal. Contact us today for a free service estimate!