The Classy Canine

08/15/2026

Introducing: Tableside Grooming — Hamptons Edition

Why should humans have all the fun?

The Classy Canine is proud to announce our newest luxury service: tableside grooming at the finest Hamptons restaurants.

Enjoy your rosé.
Enjoy your waterfront view.
Enjoy your dinner.

We’ll just be over here giving your dog a blowout between the appetizers and dessert.

Because nothing says “Hamptons summer” quite like a freshly groomed dog leaving a little fur on the tablecloth.

Unfortunately, due to overwhelming demand, we’re probably already booked.

But please feel free to call. We’ll check our calendar right after we finish this very important reservation.

The Classy Canine
Where your dog gets the table… and occasionally the whole restaurant.

08/15/2026

When Your Groomer Says “We’ll Go the Extra Mile”…

We may have taken that a little too literally.

Apparently, when you’re a Classy Canine groomer, a regular grooming table just isn’t adventurous enough anymore.

Today’s appointment included:
✂️ A fresh trim
🐾 One very brave client
☁️ A breathtaking view
🪂 And absolutely no excuse for being late to your appointment

At The Classy Canine, we’re always looking for new ways to keep things exciting.

Next week: underwater grooming.

Probably.

The Classy Canine — taking your dog’s grooming to new heights.

08/14/2026

We’ve officially been cooped up in the salon too long.

So naturally, we decided the next logical step was to take the grooming table out into the bay.

Because when you’re The Classy Canine, “thinking outside the box” apparently means thinking outside the salon.

Fresh air? Check.
Beautiful views? Check.
A paddleboard? Absolutely.
A perfectly good reason to groom a dog in the middle of the bay? We’re still working on that one.

Coming soon: The Classy Canine — now offering waterfront grooming.

Appointments may be subject to tides, wind conditions, and whether the groomer remembers which end of the paddleboard is the front.

08/02/2026

07/03/2026

🇺🇸✨ Happy 4th of July from The Classy Canine! ✨🇺🇸

Whether your pup is hosting the backyard barbecue, supervising the beach picnic, or simply judging everyone’s grilling skills from a shady spot, we hope your Independence Day is filled with wagging tails, good company, and plenty of treats. 🐾

A gentle reminder: while we love fireworks, many of our four-legged friends do not. Keep your pups safe, secure, and indoors if the celebrations get a little too loud.

From all of us at The Classy Canine, thank you for supporting our little salon in the Hamptons. Wishing you a wonderful, safe, and joy-filled 4th of July as we celebrate the freedom and beauty of this great country.

Stay safe, stay classy, and give your pup an extra belly rub from us! ❤️🤍💙

06/02/2026

It’s that time of year again—when everyone in the Hamptons politely campaigns for your vote while pretending they just happened to mention it.

DAN’S Best of the Best voting is open, and we’d be honored to earn your vote for The Classy Canine.

For six years in a row, you’ve trusted us with your muddy paws, post-beach sand, mystery burrs, and occasional “I rolled in something” emergencies. We can’t thank you enough.

If you’ve enjoyed our services, shared a laugh with us, or picked up a dog that looked (and smelled) considerably better than when they arrived, we’d be grateful for your support.

Let’s see if we can make it seven years in a row.

Vote for The Classy Canine, spread the word, and remind your dog that maintaining standards is important in the Hamptons.

Thank you for being part of our wonderful community.

05/31/2026

Rumor has it that we’re not accepting new clients.

That was true… back when sourdough starters were thriving, everyone was wearing sweatpants, and nobody knew what day it was. In other words, during COVID.

The good news? We are accepting new clients again.

We are currently welcoming dogs under 40 pounds for haircuts, as well as larger short-haired breeds and Golden Retriever types for baths, deshedding, and spa services.

While we may not always be able to fit your dog in tomorrow, we can get you on the schedule. In fact, now is the perfect time to book summer appointments before calendars start filling up.

If you have friends, neighbors, tennis partners, boating companions, or anyone else with a dog who still thinks our waiting list is longer than a Hamptons dinner reservation, please spread the word.

Call us to schedule. We look forward to meeting some new four-legged faces this summer.

05/25/2026

Hello, Summer 2026.

The Hamptons season has officially arrived — which means beach days, garden parties, weekend guests… and dogs returning home covered in sand, saltwater, and very questionable landscaping decisions.

Before your pup spends the summer social calendar looking a little too “windswept,” be sure to schedule your grooming appointments early. Summer books quickly, and even the dogs out here appreciate good timing.

And while you’re planning your visit, don’t forget to explore our spa menu. Because every Hampton’s dog deserves a little luxury — preferably before rolling directly into a hydrangea bush.

Here’s to a beautiful, sunny, perfectly groomed summer.