Feathers & Fruit

Feathers & Fruit Freelance journalist & Farmer specializing in egg layers & in fruit- blueberries, blackberries & figs

It's almost time...Figs-- another one of my favorite things to grow because A)it takes my neglect, B)it is not green so ...
08/10/2026

It's almost time...

Figs-- another one of my favorite things to grow because A)it takes my neglect, B)it is not green so easy to see to harvest, and C)I can make innuendos about these wrinkly, droopy, sweet balls all during 🤸‍♀️

This unscheduled, all-inclusive staycation could've been so much worse. The view of the TN river & several mountains fro...
08/01/2026

This unscheduled, all-inclusive staycation could've been so much worse.

The view of the TN river & several mountains from the 9th floor penthouse is spectacular. The hospitality staff have provided five-star bedside service & are more than patient with our patient.

The food is subpar however I've learned pureed veggies aren't half bad, which is a positive cause an only liquids diet is in his future. Yay to a juice cleanse! Seriously though I'm happy he has a face so I'm grateful to feed it anything.

Robert was in a motorcycle accident last Saturday and jacked up his right side-- hairline fracture right ankle, broken right elbow, five broken ribs & lots of broken face.

We are in good spirits as it couldve been so much worse. He is making jokes like, "if my face is hurting me, it has to be killing you." I am exhausted from communicating with his fam, job, my fam, our friends & nurses on like no sleep but I have no complaints as we feel loved & supported.

No need to respond for us to reach out if we need anything cause you know I will. We are focused on rest which is hard for both of us & he should be home next week.

07/21/2026

gets me one step closer to doing my damn rehab lunges. Maybe.

Come see my farm brute strength firsthand on August 15th & 16th at East Ridge Parks And Rec. for the Chattanooga Roller Derby innaugural Nooga Knockdown. I promise I will have done at least a few of my PT exercises. If not, you'll know.

It's   which means it is time to swap out my cassette. What should I play next?There we're some great guesses to what wa...
07/17/2026

It's which means it is time to swap out my cassette. What should I play next?

There we're some great guesses to what was playing in my walkman last week but no one guessed the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin.

I thought "What You See Is What You Sweat" was appropriate for picking in the orchard. Fig season is up next so I'm feeling "In Tha Beginning" or "Dirty Dancing Soundtrack" but I'm open to suggestions. Did you know I was a radio dj? Classic Rock, Oldies & Country.

Anywho, what artist/album motivates you to get out there & sweat?

The fruit in   is still plentiful & I'm harvesting the best I can with all this rain. You dont want to collect wet blueb...
07/15/2026

The fruit in is still plentiful & I'm harvesting the best I can with all this rain.

You dont want to collect wet bluebs cause they can get moldy in storage. Plus I just hate the damp leaves & stems on my hands; it's a very negative sensory thing for me.
But I can pick okra barehanded. Go figure.

Luckily the rain has been all or nothing so I've had good, hawt & sunny picking & am bringing lots to today's Main Street Farmers Market | Chattanooga, TN from 4-6.

Come see me today but if you can't, enjoy this lil green bu**er on my metallic bag keeping me company & entertained with his fancy footwork.

07/10/2026

Jamming to my cassette walkman in the orchard! Guess what artist I'm listening to & win whatever hairbrained scheme prize I come up with 🎶 Happy y'all!

Welp, my freezer went out this afternoon so I won't be vending at the Main Street Farmers Market | Chattanooga, TN cause...
07/01/2026

Welp, my freezer went out this afternoon so I won't be vending at the Main Street Farmers Market | Chattanooga, TN cause I've been too consumed with the thoughts that I shoulda canned all this long before now. Oh & busy with getting this flock to a beloved friend who is going to make dog food from it.

The farm is less silly & joyful. Judy passed away Monday & her spry spirit is greatly missed in the everyday mundane tha...
06/27/2026

The farm is less silly & joyful. Judy passed away Monday & her spry spirit is greatly missed in the everyday mundane that she made anything but.

Chomping at rain drops or pollinators, making the silliest sounds doing nothing, asking for pets when she was once known for being a biter. Well, ok, she was still a biter but they become more love bites over the past three years. Except towards kids but I mean I'd bite some kids too if I could.

We had her half her life & the only thing that is getting me thru this is that we gave her the best life. Farm dog who got to hump chickens, frolick 23 acres, she even got to help catch a fox once. She was even pampered & got to live like an indoor city gal for a while where her true love of destuffing stuffies came to light.
Oh & the uncountable car rides she took with me & with strangers. The gator rides were her favorite. She had not one but two big sisters.

She is now nestled in the field beside Sentry, buried under wildflower pollinator seeds so she can continue to enjoy her flying spicy raisins.
Dark humor- I told Robert I wasn't sure I wanted to bury them side by side so as to not get them mixed up in case I unearthed their bones for preservation. He reminded me Sentry weighed 125 & Judy was closer to 25lbs.

They are together as I fall apart.

Sweet Judy Blue Eyes.
Beautiful disaster like Judy Garland.
Drama queen like Dame Judy Dench.
Cutie Judy's half splootie bo**ie.
Turdy tassles, f***l fringe, poopy pom poms.
One last whistle.
Judy, Judy, Judy.

06/22/2026

Fireflies, elderberries, hawks, white clover, happy puppies & a beautiful sunset sky. This weekend has left me extra grateful & tan.

Although we're not making hay, we are getting so much done while the sun shines. Having not been back on the farm for even two months, the projects are a plenty.

Push mowing the orchard until the riding mower is fixed, but we have to first fix my trailer to tow the riding mower off to get fixed. Redefining the landscape to prepare for transplanting fruit trees in the fall. Working thru the freezer, experimenting with canning last year's figs & bluebs.

Maybe it's the start of the house build, maybe it's not having a hundred hens to tend to, but there's something about this summer that's more revitalising than years prior.

For instance, this weekend I found a choke cherry tree that's heavy with fruit on the back part of our property! It used to be hindered by our old pool house but it's thriving since demo. See? Revitalized! I'm going to attempt jelly 🤞

Thirteen years since our first date. The anniversary was Friday, but did we remember? Not until Saturday night looking a...
06/14/2026

Thirteen years since our first date. The anniversary was Friday, but did we remember? Not until Saturday night looking at the weather.

We went on a date June 2013. Moved in together in 2014. Married at the courthouse January 2017 then had a ceremony that Thanksgiving.
Post nuptial pics at Crabtree Farms of Chattanooga taken by Amy Kenyon

We knew each other through roller derby three years prior to that first date. We're both from Maryland, we're both Libras & love Bob Seger but we thought we had nothing in common.

I can not imagine my life without him. I definitely would not have persued farming if it wasn't for him. I would not have looked at living in Tennessee. I would not have known a love that feels familiar & new even after a decade if not for him. We are still obnoxiously smitten.

This weekend, he is in the shop building me a new trailer & I'm on the tractor cleaning up our land. I guess we did end up celebrating our anniversary-- building our dream place together. They break ground on the house tomorrow.

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9320 Dallas Hollow Road
Soddy-Daisy, TN
37379

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