05/29/2026
What if we talked to ourselves like we talked to our dogs? đź’–đź’śđź’ť
đź’ First thing in the morning: Oh I love you so much! [insert kisses] Yes, I love you!
💠Going to the bathroom: Oh, you’re a good girl, such a good girl to get all your “numbers” out!
💠Eating a healthy breakfast: Yes, we’re worth the organic veggies and fruits, aren’t we? Only the best!
🍩 Chocolate donut in sight: Leave it! No! Leave it! Chocolate is bad for you, you can’t have it! 🤣🤣🤣