02/11/2026
💗 “Hello, loyal followers. It is I… Pink Collar Princess of the Piledriver
— ruler of the toy kingdom, defender of the chew sticks, and undefeated champion of the Backyard Wrestling Federation.
I understand there has been… chatter.
Mint — my larger sister — has informed the public that she owns all the toys. This is precious. Truly. But as the official Davis Branch princess, I must correct the record.
If I am sitting on it, near it, or even thinking about it?
It is mine.
That is royal law.
Now, about the wrestling match.
Mint strutted in like she was the reigning queen of the yard. She’s bigger, slightly older, and full of that ‘I run Davis Branch’ energy. But I? I am small, sparkly, and powered by pure princess confidence.
Today’s episode of Bluetick Smackdown features yours truly demonstrating elite wrestling technique on my big sister Mint. Yes, she’s bigger. Yes, she’s bossier. And yes… I still had her flat on her back like a seasoned professional.
So when she came at me…
I flipped her.
Gracefully.
Dramatically.
Like a royal ballerina who moonlights as a pro athlete.
There she was — my big sister — pinned beneath me while I looked at Mom like,
‘Yes, your Highness has arrived.’
Mint blinked up at the sky, probably questioning her life choices.
I gave her a kiss afterward, because princesses are kind… even when they win.
Then I returned to my throne of toys, because a champion must rest. And also because they’re mine. All of them. Please update your records accordingly.
In summary:
💗 Princess Pink owns the toys.
💗 Princess Pink pins bigger sisters.
💗 Princess Pink represents Davis Branch with grace, sparkle, and surprising athleticism.
Thank you for attending today’s royal announcement. Pawtographs will be available after my nap.”