10/20/2026
It was 9 years ago today that we first switched on the lights here as Ulster County Canines.
I had a celebratory post drafted; something congratulating us on our tenacity and thanking all of you for supporting a small organization striving to make an outsized difference. Doesn't matter, its all stuff I've said before, its all stuff that's been said before.
The past 8 years have been exhausting in ways that even I lack the language to articulate. This has been, hands down, the most daunting professional task either Jamie or I have ever attempted- and we both led eclectic lives BCC.
But its also been, hands down, the most necessary professional task either of us have ever attempted. Take today, for instance...meant for a metaphorical cake, maybe some ch*****ne but instead Lloyd Police called at 730am.
Lloyd PD doesnt make frequent appearances on my phone, but their longterm dog control officer is out on medical leave; and their interim is on vacation. So I, ever the sucker, agreed to be their back up.to the back up. "We have a dog at the station, dropped.off by someone passing through. He's a little matted".
My brother in christ, if not for the barking, one would be hard pressed to know there's a dog attached to the urine soaked dreadlocks folded in on themselves forming a damp pungent mass of fur and f***s.
So Lloyd contracts with a nearby vet office to board their strays. Foolishly, perhaps, I set off in that direction believing little Critter would get the care he needed.
But no. There was no vet on schedule to authorize testing or treatment and there was some confusion about the validity of their town contract. They couldn't even shave him down.
"All good", I whisper to Critter. "Ill reach out to my former colleagues at the spca. Given my background with that very org, if i tell them this is a legitimate neglect case, they will accept the little fella, treat him and pursue charges if an owner materializes."
But, also no.
And here's where we get a bit into the thicket of jurisdiction and procedure, so bear with me:
In my decade and half running that department; we operated as Police as it pertains to a very specific set of criminal statutes. The state certified us to operate with full arrest powers to enforce a set of laws known as Agrimarkets, article 26. In practice, this meant that we fielded complaints, investigated allegations, collected evidence and filed charges when appropriate.
The District Attorney's Office prosecuted those arrests as they would an arrest made by any law enforcement officer. I found the DA to be wildly supportive, collaborative and effective over the 15 years i held the badge.
Dog control officers lack the same level of authority. We are more akin to code enforcement rather than police. We issue citations for violations, not arrests for criminal acts. We enforce laws collected under agrimarkets article 7. I resigned my position at the spca in 2020 for reasons i may one day get in to, but for today it is sufficient to explain that i am currently only a Dog Control Officer, and it is only as a dco that i found myself in Lloyd this morning collecting little Critter.
As DCO I do occasionally cross paths with neglect cases and when that happens I refer them to the officers occupying my old job at the spca. I have, in fact, been chastised by their director for not doing so on the occasion ive instead referred cases to local Police, who are of course also able to file criminal charges. Oddly, though, over the past year as I've occasionally checked on the status of referred cases im told the DA's office hasn't greenlit an arrest.
This comment always confuses me. Even in my day, id run my search warrant applications by the DA, make sure my wording protected against Defense attacks or later appeals...but routine arrests that required no search warrant? Crimes in progress? Neglect case that arrived via dog control? Plain view arrests? Excited declaration? No. Charges were filed and the ADA with juridiction prosecuted. Stronger cases were less likely to be pled out, that was the DA's prerogative, as it was my prerogative to file charges at the outset, but I was never asked to seek permission, hat in hand, when an arrest was necessary in my judgement.
Relevant to Critter, as dco i have no grounds to retain a dog against an owner reclaim provided the owner has vaccinated the dog, licensed the dog and payed his citation/fines.
However, criminal charges shift Critter's status from that of a returnable stray to that of evidence in a crime, and evidence must be retained pending case adjudication.
But this Ready Fire Aim approach to filing charges leaves Critter vulnerable to reclaim while the DA dithers and the spca quietly abdicates their statutory authority. How many others have also slipped through the cracks due to this added step?
So Critter came to UCC, because he needs an advocate and among those in positions to stand for him, only ucc opened its doors.
My friends at New Paltz Animal Hospital are treating him...as they always have year after year, setting aside their time whenever I show up with my latest desperate, ragged refugee.
I dont know what he needs yet. In my experience he will need a full exam, a sedated shave, and bloodwork. Its is only once his body is exposed that we can accurately gage his body condition, and treat any skin infections that frequently occur due to urine scalding when matting is this severe. Of course, the full extent of his needs will only be clear once lab results are in and his haircut is complete. Ill get answers tomorrow.
Donate for Critter:
Venmo (6184)
Paypal.me/UlsterCountyCanines
Or via check to Ucc, po box 98, saugerties ny 12477
Thank you