10/10/2026
At first glance, Andrew is a distinguished young gentleman. One that, if in human form, would likely wear an ascot and host the most lovely soirees. But upon further inspection, his true form, known as Andy, actually emerges from the smoke of somewhere that resembles a WWE entrance. Ready to rattle the ropes of any stranger that dares cross his path, Andy is looking for a more feminine centered life. While the general idea of strangers irks him, strange men vex him down to the molecular level.
He has the confidence of a much larger dog, making him an expert in confrontation. Need someone to side with you in an argument with your dad? Andy has your back. Got an ex-boyfriend that won’t leave you alone? Andy will tell him off. Mommy issues are no match for his East Coast attitude and 12lbs of fury.💅
He may not be Miranda Priestly but he will let you know when a hat or sunglasses isn’t working with your outfit, especially when the two are worn at the same time. He has a deep-seated aversion to what he believes are fashion faux pas. Including, but not limited to, being popped into a purse and being taken out on the town. Perhaps the devil exchanged Prada for a little red harness?👀
All of that being said however, there is the chance to win him over; you just have to work with his commitment issues. Since therapists don’t take pet insurance, you just have to be consistent, understanding of boundaries, patient and his furry little butt is all yours.
Charming but chafed, darling but displeased, Andy just wants to live life basking in the essence of ✨girlhood.✨ Happy to be a furever sleepover companion, he just needs a bit of love, a dependable routine, and a mostly man-free zone.
Thinking of swiping right on this pint-sized house protector?
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