918 Poop Patrol

10/23/2026

💩 YOU GOT P**P, AND WE WANT TO SCOOP! 💩

🐶 Calling all dog owners! 🐶

918 P**p Patrol wants to scoop your p**p! 💩

✅ Weekly Cleanups
✅ Biweekly Cleanups
✅ One-Time Cleanups

We've got you covered!

🐕 Got aggressive dogs? No problem! Just make sure they're safely secured before we arrive.

🚫 Had other p**p scooping companies tell you they couldn't service your yard? Give us a call! We'll see what we can do!

🏡 Locally owned and operated!
❌ No franchise
❌ No corporation
❌ No contracts

Just a local, family-owned business that isn't afraid to get its hands dirty. (we do not pick it up by hand 😂🙃)

Let us help you take back your yard TODAY! 🐾

🖥️ https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/

📞 918-984-7813

📧 918p**[email protected]

10/22/2026

💩🐾 918 P**P PATROL 🐾💩

Your dog’s favorite hobby: making the mess.
Your least favorite hobby: picking it up. 😂

Good news — that’s literally what WE do!

Let us take p**p scooping off your to-do list so you can actually enjoy your yard without watching every single step. 👀💩

🐶 Weekly & bi-weekly service
💩 One-time cleanups
🐱 Litter box scooping available too!

Locally owned. Reliable. And absolutely not scared of a little 💩. 😂

📩 Message 918 P**p Patrol today to get on our route!

You grow it. We throw it. 💩🚮

📞 918-984-7813
🖥️ https://www.918p**ppatrol.com/
📧 918p**[email protected]

10/16/2026

One of the best parts of our job? YOUR DOGS! 🐶❤️

We love getting greeted at the gate when we arrive, having a little helper follow us around the yard, and being walked back to the gate when we're done. 😂🐾

Those little friendships we build with your dogs are honestly one of our favorite parts of what we do!

💩 You get a p**p-free yard, and your dog gets a new friend! 🐶

Give 918 P**p Patrol a call today and take back your yard!

🖥️ www.918p**ppatrol.com
📞 918-984-7813

10/14/2026

🐾💩 LESS P**P, MORE SAVINGS! 💩🐾

We've got a little something special for our future 918 P**p Patrol customers! 👀
For a limited time, we're offering 50% OFF YOUR INITIAL CLEANUP when you sign up for 6 months of recurring service! 🎉
That's right! We'll tackle the mess while you enjoy a p**p-free backyard without lifting a finger! 😂
🐶 Our services include:
✅ Weekly Cleanup
✅ Biweekly Cleanup
✅ One-Time Cleanup
✅ Yard Deodorizing & Sanitizing
📍 Serving Sand Springs, Tulsa & surrounding areas!

🚨 YOU MUST MENTION THIS POST WHEN BOOKING TO RECEIVE THE DISCOUNT!

📲 Message us today for a FREE quote and get your yard on our schedule!
💚 918 P**p Patrol — We Scoop P**p So You Don't Have To!

10/08/2026

Do you have dogs that p**p? 💩😂

Are you tired of scooping it yourself? Or maybe you're just tired of walking outside and smelling a p**py backyard? 🤢

Give 918 P**p Patrol a call!

✅ Weekly Cleanups
✅ Biweekly Cleanups
✅ One-Time Cleanups
✅ Yard Deodorizing & Sanitizing

Scooping p**p is what we do! 💩🐾

Message us for a free quote!

🖥️ www.918p**ppatrol.com
📧 918p**[email protected]
📞 918-984-7813

Let's take your yard back!

09/29/2026

We scoop p**p!

That's it, that's the post.
🤣💩🤣

09/23/2026

Your dog has ONE job… and apparently it’s keeping us employed. 💩😂
They p**p.
They walk away.
They feel absolutely ZERO remorse.
Meanwhile, you’re out there playing backyard minesweeper every time you take a step. 🥴
Skip the 💩 and let 918 P**p Patrol handle it.
Weekly mess? We got it.
Yard gotten a little out of hand? We got that too.
Smelling less than fresh? Yep… we handle that. 😎

🐾 Recurring service
💩 One-time cleanups
💦 Yard deodorizer

📩 Message us and let’s get that yard back!
918 P**p Patrol — because you’ve got better s**t to do. 💩

🐾 Pet Waste Removal

Reliable, trustworthy service to keep your yard clean and enjoyable.

Trusted scooper for Torchlight K9, Tulsa’s #1 Police K9 training facility.

09/18/2026

🚨 WAIT… IS THAT YOUR BALCONY?! 😳💩

If your dog has turned your balcony into their personal bathroom, 918 P**p Patrol has you covered! 🐾

Apartments, patios, small yards, dog runs — if there’s p**p, we’ll scoop! 💩

✨ Get your outdoor space clean, fresh, and actually usable again — without touching a single pile.

📲 STOP STEPPING AROUND IT & START ENJOYING YOUR BALCONY AGAIN!

💩 Message 918 P**p Patrol TODAY for a quote and get on our cleanup schedule!

09/17/2026

💩 NO YARD TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL! 💩

Whether you’ve got one dog leaving little surprises or a whole pack turning your backyard into a minefield… 😂🐶

918 P**p Patrol has you covered!

We scoop the p**p so you can actually ENJOY your yard again. 🙌

🐾 Weekly service
🐾 One-time & initial cleanups
🐾 Reliable, professional service
🐾 Serving Sand Springs & surrounding areas

Big yard. Small yard. Little dogs. BIG dogs.
P**p is p**p — and we scoop it! 💩😎

📲 Message 918 P**p Patrol today for a quote!

09/11/2026

If we had to reschedule your yard today, I am truly apologetic... 😭

I woke up this morning feeling fine, went to our first job, and slowly I was not able to stand straight I also can not carry a p**p scoop with p**p in it. 😬

This is me at our first job this morning... 😬

We can all laugh at the way Im walking though 😂😂