10/03/2026
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Boss is my name. Personal training is my game.šļø
If you donāt know who I am by now, you must be off the grid living under a rock. Go to the Dog Busters page and catch up already because youāre missing out.šļæ¼
My mom went to the doctor recently, and the doctor asked her if she gets much exercise in a very concerning way. She said,ā I walk my dog.ā I almost choked on my treat.š
Sure, we go for walks, but I wouldnāt exactly call that exercise. I have never once seen that woman break a sweat.
The doctor suggested she get more exercise and said it was very important. Now, I love my mom with all my heart, so I dropped everything I was doing with my other successful businesses immediately. I really wanted to take some time and focus on helping my mom be healthier and happier. I planned on putting my entrepreneurial plans on hold. After all, I absolutely donāt know what Iād do without her.šš
I developed my own special training system just for her, and let me tell you, it worked wonders. The doctor was so impressed with the results that Iāve decided it would be selfish to keep this to myself. That was another lightbulb moment for me.š”
I knew right then that I needed to get back into business and focus on bossās personal training program and share it with the world. I know you donāt wanna go anywhere, and you donāt have to. Every exercise is done right in your own home and neighborhood with your very own Personal Trainer. No gym membership required. No awkward workouts with strangers.š¤øāāļø
Weāll start out by takingļæ¼ intense runs with you. Every time you start to lose momentum, your personal trainer will ļæ¼speed you up real quick using our patented ANKLE ā BITING MOTIVATIONAL TECHNOLOGY. Youāll find your second wind. š
One of my personal favorites is the FAKE FETCH SPRINT. Your ļæ¼ personal trainer retrieves the ball, brings it almost back, drops it about 100 feet away, waits until you get there to try to grab it, then grabs it again and runs off. Repeat until youāre thin.šāāļøšāāļø
We also offer CATCH ME IF YOU CAN cardio.
ļæ¼ Try putting a leash on your trainer. Try giving your Trainer a bath. Try trimming your trainers nails. Or simply use the āļæ¼comeā commandļæ¼. Your ļæ¼ personal trainer will immediately takeoff in the opposite direction at high speed.š¾š¾š¾š¾
Our clients donāt even realize theyāre exercising. Mostly because theyāre too busy yelling,ā COME BACK HERE!āš
And of course we have the SLIPPER CHASE RACE.šš„¾š§»š¶ļøš§¦ļæ¼
With this particular exercise, equipment varies by Trainer ā and by what you personally value most. Slippers are standard, but socks, dish towels, oven mitts, toilet paper, and other highly valuable household and personal items may be substituted without notice. If it matters to you, thereās a strong chance your personal trainer will grab it and run.š¾š¾š¾š¾
Then we move onto POWER PETTING DRILLS.
You will pet your personal trainer as fast as you can, as thoroughly as you can, for as long as you physically can. ļæ¼ no brakes. No excuses. This is upper ā body conditioning at its best.šŖšŖ
You may end up working with more than one trainer during POWER PETTING DRILLS. Occasionally, our trainers get jealous and horn in on the Petting.šāš¦ŗšš© no extra charge.
I know what youāre thinking. Are they going to offer the good old-fashioned leash pull ļæ¼resistance training?
BUT OF COURSE!!!
What kind of personal training program would this be without the classics?
Your trainer will maintain maximum forward pressure while you work, your arms, shoulders, core, and legs, trying to keep up. Sudden burst of speed may occur without warning, especially near squirrels, interesting smells, or that one mailbox everybody apparently needs to investigate.šāā¬šæļøšš¦
Itās basically a full-body workout disguised as a walk.
Donāt you worry, Iāll be personally training your personal trainer, with Help from my training assistant Freya. We donāt just hand out certifications around here. Your dog is going to have to work hard for it and prove their worth.šš
Your dog can complete the program, graduate, and became a certified K9 personal training expert in no time. Enrollment is now open and spots are filling fast. ļæ¼
Call 1ā800āTREATS or [email protected] to get started.
You may be wondering where I got my qualifications. Seriously? Where do you think I trained? I went to the best ā Dog Busters San Diego Dog training a trusted local San Diego company.
Iāve been working with them for quite a while now.
Just look at me and everything I have accomplished. Are you kidding me?āļø
And if your own little Personal Trainer could use some extra training, hit the call now button below. My people at Dog Busters will take it from there. YOUR DOG WILL THANK YOU.ļæ¼
Donāt forget about your family, friends, and neighbors. Their dogs can also be whipped into shape, no problem. ļæ¼
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