Amy's Dog Training

10/06/2026

If anyone has been on the fence about getting a DNA test done on your doggy - today & tomorrow are the days to do it!

The Embark DNA test kit only goes on sale 2-3 times per year.

I got ours during Amazon Prime Day.

Today & Tomorrow is Amazon Deal Days! Go grab yours and save some money!

And I’d love to see your results!

10/06/2026

🎉We have our first event coming up! Oct 18th!🎉
🐶Stay Tuned!🐶

10/04/2026

Cutest wrestling partner around 🥰

This beautiful girl is still a baby 💞 And she is STRONG already!

I met her yesterday and am looking forward to working with her. She’s a smart little cookie and has such a fun personality

10/04/2026

Lmao I forgot I had made this one - Enjoy Indy dancing in her hoodie

10/03/2026

This is so creeepyyy!! 🤣🤣🤣 And why did it make him look like a dirty werewolf?!

10/02/2026

There used to be this show on, I think animal planet…

It was a Dog Training competition! They got to pick their dogs and live with them for a week or whatever and they had daily challenges to see who was the best.

I was real young at the time (this was AGESSS ago!) and I remember thinking I’d be on that show one day!

But it only had like one season.

I think about that show once in a while. I wish they had something like that again - I’d 100% be down!!

Anyone remember that?

09/28/2026

Continuation of my earlier share. Head on over to the rescue page to find the very first one.

These guys really know how to market their dogs! 🐶 Bravo!!

🚨 PANTERA WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE MEN TOMMY REJECTED YESTERDAY. 🚨

Hey fellas. Pantera here. 🐾

So apparently my coworker Tommy BLEW UP THE INTERNET yesterday because he announced that he’s looking for a le***an household. 🌈😂

And BOY OH BOY.

Some of you men were DISTRAUGHT.

Offended.
Bamboozled.
Emotionally devastated.
Personally victimized by a dog who has absolutely no idea you exist. 💀

I’ve been watching this whole thing unfold like:

👁️👄👁️🍿

But gentlemen, I have WONDERFUL NEWS.

I AM ACCEPTING MEN.

That’s right.

Unlike Tommy, I have absolutely no requirements regarding the gender composition of my future household.

Men? Fine.
Women? Fine.
Couples? Fine.
Single? Fine.
Three raccoons wearing a trench coat pretending to be one responsible adult?

Honestly, if they pass the application and have snacks, I’m listening.

My requirements are pretty simple:

✨ Love me.
✨ Spoil me.
✨ Feed me.
✨ Tell me I’m handsome at least 47 times a day.
✨ Provide adequate couch space that I will eventually claim entirely as my own.

So if Tommy’s personal preferences left you wandering around Facebook yesterday screaming…

“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?! 😭”

SIR.

I AM RIGHT HERE.

And guess what?!

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

STAB Rescue has a WHOLE DAMN ROSTER of dogs in our care who would happily review your résumé for the prestigious position of DOG DAD.

Tommy said:

🚫 “No thank you, gentlemen.”

Meanwhile the rest of us are standing behind him like:

SEND 👏 THEM 👏 OVER. 👏

So instead of arguing with a traumatized dog about his preferred living arrangements on Facebook, take all that passion, determination, dedication and impressive keyboard stamina…

AND PUT IN AN APPLICATION. 😂

Because somewhere in this rescue is a dog who couldn’t care less about yesterday’s Great Facebook Gender Crisis of 2026.

We have more important questions:

Do you have snacks?

Do you have a couch?

Are you going to love us forever?

Yes?

Perfect.

Your interview starts immediately. 🐾😂

Signed,

Pantera 🐶
Director of Male Outreach
Chairman of the “Tommy Said No, But I Said Maybe” Committee
Acting President of STAB Rescue Human Resources
& Official Representative for All the Men Tommy Hurt Yesterday 🫡😂

09/27/2026

🤣🤣🤣

🚨 A MESSAGE FROM TOMMY TO ALL THE MEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY MY REQUEST FOR A LE***AN HOME 🚨

Hello, gentlemen. Tommy here. 🐶

Apparently my previous post has caused some… ✨emotions✨.

I said I wanted a le***an home and suddenly grown men were in the comments like:

“WHAT’S WRONG WITH MEN?! 😡”

Sir.

Nothing.

I simply do not want you. 😂

This is not a congressional hearing.
This is not discrimination litigation.
This is not the downfall of civilization.

This is a DOG with a preference. 💀

You guys are arguing with a canine.

I cannot stress this enough:

YOU ARE BEEFING WITH A DOG.

And unfortunately for you, I have no interest in resolving this conflict.

I have reviewed your complaints and, after careful consideration, I have decided to become even gayer. 🏳️‍🌈

My foster moms are women. I adore them. Women are my people. I have spoken.

Some dogs like tennis balls.

Some dogs like squirrels.

Some dogs like the UPS driver.

I LIKE WOMEN.

Take it up with HR.

And before somebody starts typing another 11-paragraph manifesto about how “not all men—”

I KNOW.

I am not saying you’re a bad person, Kevin.

I am saying I DON’T WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU.

There are approximately 47 billion other dogs looking for homes. Please select another employee. 😭

Meanwhile, I am over here reviewing applications like:

👩 Woman? Interesting.

👩‍❤️‍👩 Two women?! PROMOTE THEM TO THE FINAL ROUND IMMEDIATELY.

👨 Man? Thank you so much for your interest. Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with other candidates. We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Respectfully,

Tommy
President & CEO of Le***an Recruitment
Destroyer of Fragile Comment Sections
Professional Man Decliner
Cat Friendly ✅
Dog Friendly ✅
Woman Enthusiast ✅
Currently accepting applications from women who understand that I AM THE PRIZE. 💅🐶🏳️‍🌈

P.S. To the men who aren’t offended and are laughing along with us: Tommy says you’re cool. 😂

To the ones still furious:

Please submit all formal complaints directly to Tommy.

He cannot read. 🐾

***anHomeWanted

09/13/2026

Back to work with Camila!

We had a bit of a break, but didn't need to start fresh!

She's ready for bigger challenges now!

09/12/2026

Midday stop at home to drop off Smokey. And all I get are demands for cookies from the dogs 😂 Nice to see you guys too! 🍪