09/05/2026
HARDY, we hope you’re sitting down…
We just rescued four little gremlins and named them after you, your wife, your daughter, and Jim Bob.
That’s right.
There’s now a tiny Hardy, a tiny Caleigh, a tiny Rosie, and a full blown Jim Bob running around here causing pure mayhem.
You’re playing near us next week in IL
The rescue crew is coming to watch your show.
BUT we wanna bring the pups so they can meet their famous namesakes and play with you and your crew before you go on stage.
Fair warning: they already act like rockstars.
Don’t be surprised if they try to steal the show… or your guitar picks.
So… what do you think about our offer?
**puppies will be posted on our website if/when they becoming available**