06/22/2026
*in David Attenboroughs voice* Here we observe the elusive Francis equus dramaticus, a rare specimen originating from a small farm in rural Germany. Having spent the day expending enormous effort convincing his rider that collection is, in fact, optional, he now enters a state of deep hibernation. His powerful vocalizations can be heard echoing across the countryside, serving both as a mating call and a warning to neighboring species that this territory is occupied.
How is my David attenborough Impersonation???
