Noodle The Greyhound

Noodle The Greyhound Retired racing greyhound, professional couch surfer in Austin TX.

06/05/2020

I’m walking kind of funny.... I might have done something to my leg chasing a rabbit....my humans are taking me to the vet.... Oh boy! I bet they have treats there!

Dear human, What you are doing is not important. It is time to feed the greyhound. Your world should revolve around this...
06/03/2020

Dear human,
What you are doing is not important.
It is time to feed the greyhound.
Your world should revolve around this.
That is all.
- Thanks, management

Happy ❤️🌈Fluffy Green grassSunlight QuietI think the humans should all be doing this right now.
03/25/2020

Happy ❤️🌈
Fluffy Green grass
Sunlight
Quiet

I think the humans should all be doing this right now.

Put your paws together and pray for me today. Today is the day I get my teeths cleaned. (Hate it) I go to sleep, and the...
03/11/2020

Put your paws together and pray for me today.

Today is the day I get my teeths cleaned. (Hate it)

I go to sleep, and they mess with my teeth, and then sometimes I wake up feeling woozy.

I go home and lay down and don’t move around much for the rest of the day.

Maybe you will have treats for me tomorrow???

“Thank you for calling Greyhound-Walks-R-Us.Your walk is important to us. All of our agents are currently busy with othe...
03/10/2020

“Thank you for calling Greyhound-Walks-R-Us.
Your walk is important to us.
All of our agents are currently busy with other greyhound related activities.
Please stay on the leash and a representative will be with you shortly....”

I’m on hold with customer service.
What do I have to do to get good service around here?!

MUST SMELL EVERYTHING! 🎉🐕LET’S GO!
03/07/2020

MUST
SMELL
EVERYTHING! 🎉🐕
LET’S GO!

“Can I go play with those people over there? Why are those people not over here petting me? What is that thing over ther...
03/02/2020

“Can I go play with those people over there?
Why are those people not over here petting me?
What is that thing over there?
AHH! That flying buzzing bug is scary. Can you please hold me?
Why aren’t you giving me a piece of your burger?
Can I have a piece of your burger now?
What about now?”

These were all the questions I asked my people yesterday.

My humans took me for another car ride.

And when we got out there were all kinds of yummy smells in the air.

They took me to this place where there was lots of food but it was all up too high for me to eat it. I had to stare at my humans for a long time to get any...

It was nice outside and my humans brought me a little pad to lay on.

Many humans came over to pet me and stroke my fur. I loved it and nuzzled everyone.

I was a very very good girl, so my people gave me three bites of beef. 🎉

The whole thing was fun - except for the part with the bug. I tried to run away but couldn’t.... the bug ended up going away though....

Overall, I loved it!

🙃🐕
02/28/2020

🙃🐕

You knowJust hanging out in my sock monkey pajamas. Next level couch surfing.
02/21/2020

You know
Just hanging out in my sock monkey pajamas.
Next level couch surfing.

It’s Monday. Wake me back up when it’s snack time. 🤣
02/17/2020

It’s Monday. Wake me back up when it’s snack time. 🤣

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Round Rock, TX
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