Fifi Fiona

09/06/2020

It's my Adoptaversery!!

“It's my Adoptaversery! Mama made me dog cake! a WHOLE can of dog food, with kibble and catfood around it, and then Daddy fried an egg in bacon grease *REAL BACON* and sprinkled it everywhere. Then Mama put on a shredded cheese frosting! Oh, happy day! Oh, Happy dog!”

12/03/2019

(ring, ring) Fifi's Cleanup and Disposal. Howl can hep u?. We have yesterdays moist cat food leftover, and... There, now, waiting. look under feet.

YUM!!!! SCORE!!!

“(ring, ring) . Fifi's Cleanup and Disposal. Howl can hep u? .. We have yesterdays moist cat food leftover, and... . There, now, waiting. look under feet. YUM!!!! SCORE!!!”

08/07/2019

https://twitter.com/FifiFionaG/status/1157354985128001536

“Daddy haz a sad, so I snugglez and hold his han.... err foot. Humanz are complicated.”

07/28/2019

https://twitter.com/FifiFionaG/status/1155277752217419776

Daddy sed bills never fun, but pup was worth it. Is dat me?

“Ben to THAT place. Sed I have ear ickies, and I scratch too hard and hurt cheek. But, peanutbutter cookies. Daddy said paper was much. Cookies not help Daddy.”

07/01/2019

https://twitter.com/FifiFionaG/status/1145527256770465794

“My puppy bed. I still fitz.”

06/09/2019

https://twitter.com/FifiFionaG/status/1137804280134377472

“Not so adorable. But I did tha bitez, and mama waz not happy. Now I can't reach butt. ”

06/06/2019

https://twitter.com/FifiFionaG/status/1136479290281750528

“Mama sed I waz adorable, an it keep me from bitin' tha itchies. I doan think I like it. but I is adorable....”

06/01/2019

Daddy sed the cardboard iz goodguy... Iz that like googirl?

05/24/2019

s-s-s-squirRELLLL!!

05/24/2019

Daddy not walk for daez... Now we are out at tha butterfly garten... Day iz good!

05/20/2019

Hoomanz did tha torchik... I got 3 hours of sniffs and a peanut butter sammich. Dog iz sleep in mama's office.

05/13/2019

I iz half-note