10/10/2026
💀🚨 OFFICIAL STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨💀
After several years of dedicated service, Aramis has unfortunately suffered a workplace injury. 🦴
Don’t worry, he’s not going anywhere! He’s simply been promoted to Head of Scheduling & Social Media. Apparently, having two working arms isn’t a requirement for management.
In the meantime, please welcome our newest groomer, PORTHOS!
His résumé is questionable, his experience is unverified, but his ability to groom even the most difficult varieties of hellhounds is UNMATCHED.
We’re confident he’ll fit right in.
Welcome to the madhouse, Porthos. 🖤🐾
⚠️ A LITTLE NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT:
Our skeleton crew LOVES a good photo op! You’re more than welcome to pose with them, sit on the bench with them, reposition them, and have some fun. We just ask that you please be gentle with our bony employees!!
They’re already working themselves to death, and we’d really appreciate it if they could keep those bones in one piece.
📍 The Haunted Hound Grooming Salon | Rockaway, NJ
