05/29/2026
Meet Schnausage & Beans - affectionately known as Schnoobeans 🖤🤎
These senior sidekicks are on the hunt for their perfect “furtirement” home where they can spend their golden years exactly how they deserve: cozy, spoiled, and loved.
Schnausage (approx. 8-9 years old, Schnorkie mix) and Beans (approx. 14-15 years old, Chihuahua) came into rescue last summer and have been living the glow-up life ever since. Between the two of them, they’ve checked off all the important boxes:
✔️ Neutered
✔️ Dental work completed
✔️ Up to date on vaccinations
✔️ Masters degrees in lounging
These boys are good with cats, but would really prefer to be the only dogs in the home so they can soak up all the attention for themselves.
Schnoo is the social butterfly of the pair and has gone through quite the weight loss journey - he adores people, happily climbs into laps, and will absolutely request to be picked up like the tiny king he is. Beans, meanwhile, is your classic spicy little chihuahua. He enjoys pets and butt scratches on his terms and strongly believes all four paws belong firmly on the floor at all times.
Now, full transparency from the gentlemen themselves: at their distinguished ages, potty training has never really been their thing… and they’re not especially interested in changing that now. While they do go outside most of the time, they may still try to mark indoors.
If you’re looking for a pair of quirky, lovable senior companions to share your couch, your snacks, and your heart with, Schnoobeans may just be your perfect match. 🐾