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HumanFood Your dog eats dirt. Let’s not overthink this.

I had to help her up there
09/03/2026

I had to help her up there

The blinds I understand. The camera means he thought about it. Remind me to not let this guy in my houseHeard that Cool ...
08/27/2026

The blinds I understand. The camera means he thought about it.

Remind me to not let this guy in my house

Heard that

Cool ranch I hope

Let there be light

To be fair it is pretty fun. Waitlist in bio!
08/25/2026

To be fair it is pretty fun. Waitlist in bio!

News travels. Doors open soon.
08/21/2026

News travels. Doors open soon.

The Census of Bad Dogs is open. File your dog: name, aliases, documented offenses. Every registered dog gets their offic...
08/20/2026

The Census of Bad Dogs is open. File your dog: name, aliases, documented offenses. Every registered dog gets their official (C)RAP Sheet on the spot. Suitable for framing or sharing.
The last run sold out. This time, registered dogs eat first. Link in bio.

feed them right and then they won’t bother you again for the next 5 minutes
07/20/2026

feed them right and then they won’t bother you again for the next 5 minutes

doing everything you asked. now pay up.
07/13/2026

doing everything you asked. now pay up.

Oscar-worthy performance tbh
07/08/2026

Oscar-worthy performance tbh

having your rent, healthcare, and dinner covered because you’re a rich dawg.
07/03/2026

having your rent, healthcare, and dinner covered because you’re a rich dawg.

because “what did you just put in your mouth?” is not a meal plan so serve them up some HumanFood
06/29/2026

because “what did you just put in your mouth?” is not a meal plan so serve them up some HumanFood

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