09/06/2026
Had a little staff meeting with the hens tonight. 🐔😂
I had to address some serious performance concerns. Their egg production quotas have not been up to par lately, and quite frankly, management is disappointed.〽️
We discussed expectations, productivity, and the importance of pulling their weight around here. I made it very clear that if production doesn’t improve soon, some positions may be eliminated. 😳
They just stood there staring at me like they were going to call HR. 🤣
We’ll see what tomorrow’s numbers look like. Management will be watching. 🥚📋🐔