Wiggle Butts

06/10/2026

What on earth was I thinking with 8 dogs?!?! Avery & I took a quick trip for her birthday. I boarded 3, had a sitter for 3, and my wonderful husband sat with the queens. The boarded 3 are basically feral and like herding cats. It was a sweaty, disgusting disaster for drop off and pick up. Then my oldest boy who stayed home decided to be a complete as***le to my sitter. My sitter & boarder were awesome!!! Huge thanks to Ruff Ranch and Pauline Matherne!!! My dogs were a bunch of sas***les that act like they have no home training!!!😡 Anyone want bulldogs?😂🤦🏻‍♀️

06/06/2026

This one & done momma is enjoying retired life. If only her annoying kid would leave her alone🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🐶

05/24/2026

05/21/2026

Crue aka Walter is the definition of stubborn sas***le!

Me: Let’s go potty! Do you want a treat? Cookie? You have to potty! Come outside!

Walter: …..

05/18/2026

Wishing a Happy Heavenly Birthday to my big cat, Luxe! I miss you so much and wish you were here to celebrate with your sister today. I love you buddy😇🐶😢

05/18/2026

Wishing the Happiest 3rd Birthday to our resident mean girl & baby momma! Briar is 3!

05/05/2026

UPDATE: He did well, had some vomiting after surgery but he always has issues with that from reflux. He’s also flirting with all the girls and getting tons of love.💙

Say a little prayer for Crue aka Old Man Walter today while he undergoes surgery. Shhhh🤫 He doesn’t know he’s losing his man bits🫣 It’s always a little scarier with these smoosh faced breeds, especially when they’ve previously had pneumonia but we have the best vets🙏🏼💙

05/04/2026

Wanna know how to p**s off 7 bulldogs???
Say, it’s Maintenance Monday and walk in holding ear and face wipes and wrinkle paste.
They got cookies as a reward but I got side eyes and a few flashes of teeth🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🐶
Sorry, not sorry

04/10/2026

It’s been a rough 24 hours but she’s officially on the mend. Her belly did not like anesthesia at all but today she’s eating and taking meds like a champ! I swear if there is a risk of side effects or minor complications my dogs are like hold my beer, I got this🤦🏻‍♀️🐶🙄
No more babies for this momma!

04/09/2026

Briar went in for a spay today, praying all goes well🙏🏼🐶