09/27/2026
WE HAVE A SERIOUS POE-BLEM. We started making Poe puns.
We should have stopped, We did not.
Meet Poe, our 7-month-old Lab/Hound mix who arrived just in time for us to realize it’s almost Howl-o-ween.
And that was the beginning of the end.🤦♀️🤦♂️
Poe is currently in foster care, where he is minding his Poe-siness, practicing his Poe-lite manners, and making a series of Poe decisions that his foster family did not approve in advance.
He is reportedly making excellent Poe-gress. He has a Poe-werful personality.
Tremendous Poe-tential.
And he is currently interviewing for the Poe-sition of Full-Time Best Friend.
His qualifications include being cute, being ridiculous, and possessing absolutely no relevant work experience. References available upon request.
Poe can go from LET’S DO SOMETHING to complete couch Poe-tato with impressive efficiency.
He also takes a lovely Poe-trait, although getting one may require 47 pictures, three treats, a squeaky toy and one staff member making noises that no adult should make in public.
We are very Poe-tective of him.
We would like him to find his Poe-ple.
Preferably before Halloween.
Because the Poe-ssibilities here are becoming dangerous.
Poe is currently available for Foster-to-Adopt until he is neutered. That means his future family can bring him home now while we finish his remaining shelter Poe-cedures.
Interested? Please submit an adoption application so we can begin the Poe-cess.
We're sorry. Actually, no. We're Poe-sitive we're not.
Yep. We just spent an entire Facebook post doing Poe Puns.🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
And if you didn't at least chuckle once, that's okay. You may simply be Poe-ly equipped to appreciate fine literature.
We'll see ourselves out.
Poe-bably.