Wesley Crusher McVey

10/17/2026

Paws off, world! Official update from my royal couch throne!

Okay, so… Mom did something very silly and hurt her knee. I don’t know what a “knee” is, but it means she’s been stuck on the couch with ME all day! Best Day Ever!!

When she finally got back from seeing the white-coat treat-givers (they call them doctors, I call them unfunny), she went straight to the couch. Naturally, as a certified 15-pound heating pad and full-time supervisor, I had to pin her down.

Current status:

Mom is locked on the couch.

I am draped across her leg like a tiny, glorious fur blanket.

If she even thinks about moving, I give her the trademark Yorkie side-eye.

Snuggle level: 100/10.

Send treats and sympathy (mostly treats for me, for doing such a good job nursing her back to health). Mom will be fine, but my couch squishing services will be required indefinitely!

10/13/2026

STOP EVERYTHING. BEST. DAY. EVER.

Guess who I ran into today?! One of my absolute favorite retired ladies!

I used to see her at school all the time, and today I got the BIGGEST wiggles and tail wags when I spotted her! She always gives the absolute best belly rubs and sweet hellos.

Honestly, seeing her made my whole week!
Once a lunch lady's favorite pup, always a lunch lady's favorite pup!

Now... do you think she brought any extra snacks with her? Asking for a friend (me).

10/12/2026

Early morning Neighborhood Watch is serious business, especially when you have your bestie on shift with you!

We snagged the best spot at the window before the sun was even fully up. We’re on high alert for important morning activity:

1. The mail truck driving by.

2. A very suspicious squirrel walking on our sidewalk.

3. Anyone walking a dog who didn't stop to admire us.

Morning shifts are tough, but somebody’s gotta keep this street safe! Now, who do we talk to about our scheduled breakfast break?

10/11/2026

Who needs a sled when you’ve got a perfectly good grass hill and zero shame?!

I decided to try "sleigh riding" my own way today:

Step 1: The Classic Grass Drag. (Peak technique, 10/10 ex*****on!)
Step 2: Full-speed zoomies back to the top.
Step 3: The dramatic roll of pure victory in the grass.

See? No freezing temperatures, no icy paws, and absolutely 100% maximum fun! I think I just invented the ultimate fall sleigh ride.

10/08/2026

Do you have a Yorkie? Put their picture in the comment. I would love to say “Hi!”

10/02/2026

What a wild, exhausting, totally pawsome Spirit Week at school!

Mom and I went ALL OUT for every single dress-up day, and I’m officially calling myself the undisputed MVP of hallway fashion. Here’s a full recap of our legendary week:

PJ Day: Mom wasn’t sleeping on the job but I sure was!!

Jersey or Jersey Shore: Mom wire her hockey jersey while I impersonated the best Jersey Shore character “Paully” with my stripped button down.

70s Day: We traveled back in time to the 70s! So many groovy outfits, weird fabric smells, and bell-bottoms that looked suspiciously like fun chew toys.

Celebrity Day: Mom went full Mr. Worldwide as Pitbull (bald cap, suit, the whole deal ), which meant I obviously had to be the Chick-fil-A cow holding my "EAT MOR CHIKIN" sign. I used my cow status to negotiate for extra chicken treats.

Every day was packed with endless belly rubs, high-fives from the students, and Mom making sure we brought 100% of the spirit. I am officially ready for a 48-hour nap, but 10/10 would dress up and rule the school again.

What was your favorite day of Spirit Week?! Drop your votes (or pics!) in the comments! 👇

10/02/2026

Everyone should eat mor chiken!! 🤣😂

10/02/2026

Moo-ve over, traditional costumes—Spirit Week just got wild!

Today Mom dressed up as Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide himself—mustache, goatee, bald cap, full suit, the whole deal), which means I obviously had to be the Chick-fil-A cow holding a "EAT MOR CHIKIN" sign.

The kids at school were losing their minds. I tried to explain to everyone that as a cow, I am purely here to advocate for chicken treats, but mostly I just got an endless supply of ear scratches and head pats.

10/10 costume day. Mr. Worldwide and his emotional support cow are officially running this school.

10/01/2026

Spirit week has been so pawsome! Yesterday we traveled back to the 70s—so many weird smells and groovy outfits to sniff!

09/29/2026