Feline Envy Project

06/06/2017

Why my cat Bitoku was banned from grandmas house.

04/10/2017

Bitoku observing a murder in progress.

02/11/2017

My cat's idea of a Super Bowl.

02/11/2017

Socializing feral cats the modern way.

03/15/2015

FERAL CAT FOOTBALL SUFFERS A SETBACK DURING THE SEMI FINALS.

Bitoku "Crash" Neko , was wounded during the semi finals of "Feral Cat Football". The 20 pounder Neko Ichi (eech) and team mate Neko Ni (nee) body checked Bitoku into the back boards (the front window) as Bitoku was headed for the end zone (the top of the 5 foot cat tree). A Penalty flag was thrown and the half time laser-light show was canceled due to the injured player.

All players quickly abandoned the field and ran for cover due to the sound of breaking glass when Bitoku was body slammed through the window. This isn't the first window that the boys broke, but it was the first window a cat went through.

Bitoku suffered a head injury from refusing to wear protective head gear and led to his 15 stitches to his head and three in his paw.

Penalty flags were thrown, time-outs were given to all three players and each were fined, and still owe $42.50 for the repair to the window. They all have been forced to get jobs so as to help defray the cost of the $597 vet bill.

The Feral Cat Football league has never issued such stiff fines in their three years of existence. Something tells me that these fines won't hamper the players from taking the field again next season.

Though Bitoku was the only player who had to wear the cone-of-shame, the other two players should have had to suffer the same consequence... and still might... Official Ruling Pending.

PIX
1) The broken window.
2) Bitoku on the way to the vet as he was heard saying; "No fairs... they shood haf to go to da vets too. I'm filing a formal protest wit da comishun! ".
3) Bitoku's wound after he was cleaned up (at home).
4) Bitoku's shaved head and wearing his fancy (nacho chip bowl) cone of shame.

01/11/2015

Cheezburger.com - Crafted from the finest Internets.

01/06/2015

Steel City Kitties - 4th Annual Cat Show - Feb 14 & 15 of 2015

Steel City Kitties, Inc. Fourth Annual Allbreed Cat Show. February 14 and 15, 2015 Monroeville Convention Center 209 Mall Plaza Boulevard Monroeville, PA 15146 412-373-7300 Digital Download Cat Show Flyer 2015.pdf

01/04/2015

The Cat Lady Phenomenon – Do You Has It? http://wp.me/p5oUco-1n

The Cat Lady Phenomenon - Do You Has It? CHECK OUT THIS CAT LADY PHOTO There's a little bit of cat in all of us. Some more than others... Meeee-ow! This Cat-Lady looks to be a mix between Gothic and Elizabethan-esque. What do you think? When I found this photo back in 1995 I fell in love with it. [ 288 more words. ]

12/28/2014

Do You Has A Cattoo? (Cat Tattoo)
Post it here for everyone to cat-erwaul over.

“Cattoos,” or cat tattoos, are the latest trend sweeping the feline-loving world. Here are some simple, understated designs from owners who have memorialized their beloved fur babies forever. See the list below and get inspired!

12/27/2014

10 Hypoallergenic Cat Breeds

Do You Has The Envy... The FelineEnvy??? Do you really love cats? Do you wanna just play with them and rub your face in their belly-fur just to listen to them purrr purrr purrr? ME TOO!!! Some cat lovers don't have that luxury but, WAIT!!!! Yes You Can... Read On! Amy, one of FelineEnvy's loyal readers asked me which cat, if any, would she be able to adopt and not sneeze her head off after touching and playing with the cat. [ 274 more words. ]

12/25/2014

Who is your favorite 2014 internet cat? http://wp.me/p5oUco-Q

Hello FelineEnviers, I have been very blessed this year. My family is healthy and happy. My cats allow me to sleep in the same bed with them, even though it's only a small corner furthest away from the window. Only when each of them have found their snuggle-spot will they give me a chortle to let me know it's ok for me to join them on the bed. [ 141 more words. ]

12/24/2014

http://wp.me/p5oUco-x

Top 10 Cat Breeds of 2014 In America ⊕ Write to us and tell us all about what breed of cat do you have? ⊕ Do you have a favorite breed of cat? 10 Most Popular Cat Breeds 1. Persian ...