The Groom Room Perry

06/02/2026

BREAKING: THE GROOM ROOM IS CLOSED SATURDAY JULY 4TH 🚫✂️

Your dog: hears fireworks 💥
Also your dog: “TIME TO ROLL IN FEAR P*E AND BECOME ONE WITH THE EARTH” 😭🫠

Us: packing up clippers July 3rd at 5:00pm 🏃‍♀️💨
Also us: “If you need us, light a signal fire. We won’t see it. We’re off.” 🇺🇸

Why we’re closed:
America. 🎆
We like our fingers. Fireworks + grooming = final destination vibes 😂💀
Your dog will be under the bed anyway. We’re not wrestling him out on a holiday 🛏️🐶
Hot dogs > wet dogs on July 4th 🌭❌💦

CLOSED: Saturday, July 4th
OPEN: Literally every other day except Sunday around it because y’all panic-booked us 😂📆

If your dog has a blowout on the 4th:
That’s between you and God 🙏
Text us MONDAY. We’ll be back, hungover from freedom + fur 📲
Do NOT try to fix it yourself. We saw what you did last time 😬🪒

Pro tip: Book your “my dog lost a fight with a firework” deshed for July 6th NOW
Spots go faster than a lab to a dropped hot dog 🌭💨

478-387-4338 📲 Closed the 4th. Open for your bad decisions the 6th.

– The Groom Room, celebrating America by NOT smelling like wet dog for 24 hours 💅
“But it’s an emergency!” Ma’am the only emergency is your BBQ potato salad 🥗😂

06/01/2026

Today’s the day — we’re 4! 🎉🐾

June 1, 2021 → June 1, 2026

Four years ago we opened our doors with a dream, some clippers, and a whole lot of love for pets. Today, we’re celebrating 4 years of wet noses, wagging tails, and the best clients we could ask for 💛

Thank you for trusting us with your fur babies, for every referral, review, and smiling pick-up. You’re the reason we’re here.

The salon is open normal hours today, and our team is ready to pamper your pets!

📱 Book on Gingr for Pet Parents with code 198026
📞 Or call 478-387-4338

Here’s to year 5 being the fluffiest one yet! 🛁🐶🐱

– Nicki & the Groom Room crew

05/30/2026

Vacation Mode: Activated ✈️🐾

Hey Groom Room fam 💚 I’m officially off the clock and on vacation!

I won’t be answering emails, texts, DMs, or posting pics while I’m gone. You might still see a few pre-scheduled posts pop up though 👀

If you need anything, my amazing team at the shop has you covered! Just call The Groom Room at 478-387-4338 and they’ll take great care of you + your pups.

Love you, mean it 🤍
See y’all soon!
Nicki 🐾

05/30/2026

05/30/2026

Can’t confirm or deny that Beyoncé’s dog booked next week…
But we CAN confirm we’re almost full 🐝💅

The schedule is giving sold out tour energy.
If your pup wants a meet & greet with the shampoo, now’s the time.

De-sheds • Baths • Touch Ups • Full Haircuts

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No autographs, just floof

05/30/2026

⚠️ SEVERE WEATHER ALERT ⚠️
Issued for: Your House
Threat: Wet Dog Smell Level 5 Hurricane
Source: Mr. Fluff just came inside

Shelter in place not recommended.
Evacuate directly to The Groom Room 🚗💨

We still have openings TODAY
Baths • De-sheds • Touch Ups • Full Haircuts

📲 478-387-4338 • Book 24/7 on Gingr
This message approved by the National Floof Service

05/30/2026

Friendly PSA from your groomers:
We’d rather see your dog than your empty appointment slot 💔

No-shows hurt small biz + block other pups from getting in.
Need to cancel? 24hr notice = you’re a legend.
Less than 24hrs? We may have to charge a fee to keep the lights on + the treats stocked.

We love you + your dogs. Help us keep spots open for everyone 🐕
The Groom Room • 478-387-4338

05/29/2026

Your car’s backseat right now:
40% dog hair
40% mysterious crumbs
20% regret
0% resale value

We can’t fix your snack choices, but we CAN fix the shedding 😏

The Groom Room De-sheds = your vacuum’s retirement plan

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Book before your car qualifies as a new dog breed

05/29/2026

If your dog’s weekend plans don’t include smelling like a coconut 🥥, are they even plans?

We vote spa day.
The Groom Room • Baths • De-sheds • Touch Ups • Full Haircuts

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What are you + your dog up to this weekend? ⬇️