10/15/2026
Tell us you're weaning from formula without telling us you're weaning from formula." 🍼🦜
Exhibit A, B, and C are currently holding a protest at Mrs. Toad’s Depot because standing on a perch requires balance, and eating solid food requires effort.
The math of hand-feeding baby birds remains undefeated: 50% goes in the belly, 40% hardens into a crusty beard, and 10% is worn proudly by us as an aggressive full-body splatter pattern. 👕
They look completely unhinged right now, but a few feathers later, these hand-raised sweethearts will be ready to rule someone's heart (and living room). ❤️