05/27/2026
🐾 PUPPY ALERT! Meet Rowan, the Tiny Tornado! 🐾
Are you looking for a roommate who has zero respect for personal space, a tail that functions like a weed-wacker, and the soul of a Victorian orphan who just discovered espresso? Look no further!
The Stats on this Small-but-Mighty Specimen:
Name: Rowan (aka "Sir Wags-a-Lot")
Age: 4 months of pure chaos
Weight: 19 lbs of muscle and mystery
Future Forecast: A "pint-sized" Pittie mix, likely topping out at a manageable 45 lbs.
Why Rowan is the Hooligan of Your Dreams:
The Tail: It literally never stops. Scientists are studying him as a potential source of renewable energy. If he’s awake, he’s thumping. If he’s dreaming about squirrels, he’s thumping.
The Energy: Rowan doesn't "walk." He boings. He is a rambunctious little athlete who treats your living room rug like an Olympic track.
The "Fancy" Feet: He comes equipped with the most adorable freckled white paws. It’s like he walked through a puddle of cookies-and-cream ice cream and decided to keep the look forever.
The Affection: Warning: You will be licked. You will be leaned on. You will be sat upon. He is a professional-grade snuggler who believes personal bubbles are a myth invented by the government.
The Vibe: He’s a total hooligan, but the kind that makes you laugh while he’s stealing your socks.
Pro Tip: He’s highly energetic and even more highly affectionate. If you aren't ready for a 19lb heat-seeking cuddle missile, Rowan might be "too much dog" (or just the right amount of chaos).
Rowan is looking for a forever home that appreciates high-speed zoomies, freckled toes, and aggressive cuddling. If you have a sense of humor and a sturdy set of shins (for those tail wags), Rowan is your guy!
Think you can handle the boop? Inquire today! 🦴✨
And if you could add he's fosterd by me, that would be great. Thanks!!
