10/12/2026
WEāRE OFFICIALLY BACK, BI***ESSSS. š¾š¤ š·
And just like we promised, MID-OCTOBER IS HERE, which means Cultivated Canine is officially back in the boarding business! š„¹š¤
We bought the farm (literally), moved the circus to the country, collected a few more mouths to feed along the way, and now itās time for these freeloaders to start pulling their weight. š
Because apparently dogs, goats, pigs, and every other creature that finds its way into our lives expect THREE meals a day and a roof over their heads. The audacity.
But in all seriousnessā¦
We are SO excited to finally welcome our boarding babies back! Weāve missed the familiar faces, the wagging tails, the ridiculous personalities, and getting to love on your dogs like theyāre our own.
And to all the new friends we havenāt met yet? WELCOME TO THE FUNNY FARM. š¤
Same love. Same standards. Same crazy dog lady. Just a little more land, a whole lot more country, and a few questionable farm animals supervising operations. šš·
Our boarding is still everything youāve come to know and love ā a home away from home where your dogs are treated like family, because around here, they are.
Whether youāre an old friend or a brand-new face, we canāt wait to see you!
So pack your dogās bags, book that vacation, and let your fur babies come enjoy a little country getaway of their own. š¾š¾
š Santa Fe, TX
NOW ACCEPTING BOARDING RESERVATIONS!
P.S. The pig would like everyone to know that your boarding fees directly support his lavish lifestyle. š·š