04/15/2026
🚨 Adult Ammy Dream Horse Alert 🚨
Borlando Bo Regard
2011 | 17hh | Selle Français Gelding
If you’re looking for something that will both make you look good and save your life when you inevitably see a distance to the moon… keep reading.
Regard is a 17hh hunk of a Selle Français who has already had a very real job. Pre-import (2019), he jumped 1.45m in Europe. Since landing in the U.S., he’s packed riders around the jumpers all over the East Coast and is now out here casually dabbling in eventing like it’s no big deal.
Currently going Training Level and just picked up a 🥈at Spring Bay Horse Trials.
I bought him in 2023 to learn the jumper ropes and bring him along as an eventer… and instead he decided to also become my therapist, babysitter, and overall life coach.
Now it’s someone else’s turn.
✨ Why your friends will hate you (in a good way):
• Goes in a snaffle for all 3 phases
• Forward kick ride ✔️
• Zero spook ✔️
• Auto changes ✔️
• Walk-to-canter transitions that will make dressage queens weep
• Fancy mover without launching you into orbit
✨ Why you will love him:
Miss your distance? He’s got you.
Lose your stirrup and question your life choices? Still got you.
Black out mid-course? Honestly, he’ll probably handle that too.
This horse takes a joke like it’s his full-time job. Because it is.
✨ Bonus features:
• LOVES a show atmosphere (the bigger, the louder, the better)
• Hacks alone, in a group, through water, pony off him —unbothered king behavior
• Show Saturday, let your boyfriend/husband/grandma trail ride Sunday ✔️
• Loads and ships solo (AAs, I’m looking at you 👀) will stand at the trailer all day in front of a hay bag
✨ The fine print (because he’s worth it):
Yes, he has maintenance. No, it’s not scary.
• Regard does best with RF fetlock injections
• I’m 32, haven’t had the career this horse has had and I need a nightly Tylenol. Regard has an Equioxx with his grain during show season.
Otherwise: easy keeper, great feet, lives out 24/7, zero vices, wears a muzzle in summer because he would absolutely become a balloon given the opportunity.
Front shoes always, hinds optional (I like having stud options for XC).
📍 Paris, KY
💰 Low–mid 5 figures
If you want something that will teach you, pack you, AND make you look like you know what you’re doing… this is your guy.
Come try him before I change my mind 😅