09/06/2026
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MAUI JAMES.
Our newest little gremlim ,,,,,,I’m sorry, we mean Frenchie has officially entered the Space Coast Frenchie Rescue group chat.
Maui James is 4 years old and, from what we can tell from his records, he’s a Cancer ♋️. So he has feelings. Lots of them. Probably about food.
Maui James is an owner surrender due to personal circumstances. And before anyone heads to the comments with questions, assumptions, or pitchforks: DON’T.
We’re not sharing his family’s personal circumstances, and we’re not here to attack people who make the difficult decision to surrender. Sometimes life happens. We are here for the dogs AND we can still have compassion for the humans who love them enough to make sure they’re safe.
Now back to the important matter: WHO IS MAUI JAMES?
According to his former family, this 4-year-old gentleman:
• Loves cuddles
• Snores like he pays the mortgage
• LOVES car rides
• Has a full-blown guard dog complex despite being 23 lbs
• Sleeps under the covers and will literally paw at you until you let him in
• Loves walks, but prefers them short and when it’s cooler
• Guzzles his food like someone just announced the buffet is closing
• Does NOT appreciate anyone messing with his food, so we’ll be working with him on that
• Loves napping all day, which frankly makes him management material
• Enjoys laying in the sun
• Likes to roughhouse and play
Basically, Maui James is 4 years old, a Cancer, and enjoys eating, sleeping, yelling, riding around in the car, sunbathing, and demanding access to your blankets.
So essentially, a retired Florida man trapped inside a French Bulldog with the emotional depth of a teenage girl.
Welcome to SCFR, Maui James.
Sir, we have a feeling you’re going to be a whole situation.