09/12/2026
TO NON-PET OWNERS who visit my home. Don't complain about my dog (1) He lives here, you don't.
(2) If you don't want his hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'Fur'-niture. (3) Chances are, I love my dog more than I like you.
(4) To you, they're an animal. To me, he is a family member who is furry, walks on all fours, doesn't talk back, lie, cheat, steal (well, sometimes food), and is always there for me when I need a hug. 🤗