01/17/2026
Gardening tips and tricks:
January = opossum persecution season. You see teeth, assume danger, call for removal. Reality: Opossums are North America's ONLY marsupial, eat 90% of ticks they encounter, immune to rabies, and almost never bite humans. You're killing your free pest control.
Why opossums are garden heroes:
→ Eat 5,000 ticks/week (prevent Lyme disease)
→ Eat slugs, snails, beetles (garden pests)
→ Eat carrion/roadkill (nature's cleanup crew)
→ Immune to rabies (body temp too low—94-97°F)
→ Almost never aggressive (play dead instead)
The "scary" teeth myth:
- 50 teeth (most of any US mammal) = looks terrifying
- Reality: Rarely bite (defensive display only)
- Bite force: Weak (less than house cat)
- "Hissing" = fear response, not aggression
- Play dead = extreme stress (not "playing")
January opossum reality:
- Struggling to survive (coldest month)
- Short lifespan (2-4 years wild)
- Slow-moving = easy roadkill victim
- Frostbitten ears/tail common (not adapted to extreme cold)
- Eating garbage = desperate for calories, not "pest behavior"
What they're actually doing in your yard:
**NOT:**
❌ Attacking pets (too slow, too scared)
❌ Spreading rabies (literally immune)
❌ Damaging property (don't dig, chew, or nest in walls)
❌ Aggressive threats (all bluff)
**ACTUALLY:**
✅ Eating ticks that cause Lyme disease ($3,000-10,000 treatment)
✅ Eating mice, rats, cockroaches
✅ Cleaning up fallen fruit (prevents wasp nests)
✅ Eating dead animals (prevents disease spread)
How to coexist (please):
**IF IN GARAGE/SHED:**
- Leave door open at dusk (they'll leave on own)
- Don't trap (stressed opossum = plays dead = looks dead = you bury alive)
- They're just passing through (nomadic, don't stay)
**IF "THREATENING":**
- Back away slowly (they're more scared than you)
- Wait 5 minutes (they'll move on)
- DON'T corner (that's when play-dead happens)
**TO HELP IN WINTER:**
- Leave fallen fruit (emergency calories)
- Unsecured compost (food source)
- Brush pile (shelter from cold)
- Don't remove unless actively causing damage
**IF INJURED/FROSTBITTEN:**
- Call wildlife rehab (NOT animal control)
- Often fixable with care
- Release back to same area
Opossum vs. Pest Control costs:
- Professional pest control: $400-800/year
- One opossum in yard: $0/year + eats 5,000 ticks + free
- **Let the opossum stay**
Common lies about opossums:
❌ "Carry rabies" - Literally immune
❌ "Aggressive" - Play dead when scared
❌ "Dangerous to pets" - Too slow to catch anything
❌ "Destroy yards" - Don't dig (unlike raccoons)
❌ "Dirty" - Groom constantly (cleaner than cats)
Truth: They're slow, scared, helpful, and harmless.
January = 3,000+ opossums killed/week by "pest removal" for being beneficial.
I'm asking: You pay $600/year for pest control. I do it free. Why are you killing me?
Ugly ≠ dangerous. Let me eat your ticks.